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    It really seems like all the good band names are taken these days.
    So what are some of the worst hardcore related bandnames you’ve come across?

    I guess I will have to start with a winner:

    Success Will Write Apocalypse Across the Sky
    (the band formaly known as Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, which is probably even worse).

    #9782 Quote
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    Fearless Vampire Killers was pretty corny.

    Down But Not Out was pretty cliché.

    Cooperate was just plain stupid (good band though).

    Will think if I know any more…

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    on the last Capital release ‘Givers/Takers’ they have a recording of a phone-call to get the support slot on the Ruiner show for the made-up band TUFF (Tools Used For Fighting), hilarious!

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    Evergreen Terrace is, besides a shitty band, a pretty silly bandname (street where The Simpsons live…)

    #9785 Quote
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    There are SOME songs from Evergreen Terrace I actually like. But most of the songs suck :D

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    Joost78
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    Any band name with Z’s instead of S’s.

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    Like ZZ Top? :lol:

    EDIT: To make sure, this was a (bad) joke.

    #9791 Quote

    ZZD would indeed be a terrible bandname.

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    Pim
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    Dennis said:
    Fearless Vampire Killers was pretty corny.

    For a Cro Mags band also playing a couple of Bad Brains songs I thought it wasn’t that bad :)

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    Pim said:

    Dennis said:Fearless Vampire Killers was pretty corny.

    For a Cro Mags band also playing a couple of Bad Brains songs I thought it wasn’t that bad

    I didn’t said the band wasn’t cool, I only think the name isn’t cool :mrgreen:

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    Dennis
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    I always thought that name came from the movie:

    For other silly bandnames: look at modern metalcore bands and/or black metal. Oh, and power metal is always a good area to search for crazy over the top bandnames.

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    Pim
    Key Master

    Bad Brains might have taken it from the movie?

    Don’t think it’s a great name, but what I was trying to say was that it’s pretty fitting for a band doing Bad Brains covers a.o. ;)

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    I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.

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    Stab by stab is a pretty silly bandname.

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    cc said:
    I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.

    You do know a cancer bat is an actual animal, right?

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    I always thought it was a joke on Christian Bale’s voice in the batman movies

    Dennis said:
    There are SOME songs from Evergreen Terrace I actually like. But most of the songs suck :D

    years ago they played in Paris on the persistance tour (along with agnostic front, death before dishonor, ignite, ringworm)…out of boredom my friends and I started a dodgeball game and various silly folk dancing, one of my best show memories.

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    Just Killing Time said:

    cc said:
    I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.

    You do know a cancer bat is an actual animal, right?

    Apperantly, I’m wrong. It’s not an animal at all. The wiki states they just thought it was cool to combine a disease with an animal. That’s just stupid.

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    Syphilis Squid is quite catchy though

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    Dennis
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    sounds like a bad grindcore band

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    Deez Nutz

    #16809 Quote

    Silly name, awesome band.

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    Tim said:
    Stab by stab is a pretty silly bandname.

    It’s Stabby Stab.

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    Pim
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    :lol:

    A local band was called “Maaswater Veenlijk” (Maaswater peat body according to Google Translate). Loved the music and the guys, still think it’s a terrible bandname ;)

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    Haribo macht kinder froh,horse the band.

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    A local metalband here was called Winterpain, obviously the coolest bandname ever.(only the dutch will get it, haha)

    A while ago there was this fashioncore band named Oceans With Sadness. That just does not make ANY sense.

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    Nico said:
    Deez Nutz

    I saw them in Antwerp a few months ago and I did think it was kind of funny to hear the singer of one of the other bands shout to “give it up for these nuts”. But maybe that’s just me.

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    Nico said:
    Deez Nutz

    agreed.

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    Just Killing Time said:

    Just Killing Time said:

    cc said:
    I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.

    You do know a cancer bat is an actual animal, right?

    Apperantly, I’m wrong. It’s not an animal at all. The wiki states they just thought it was cool to combine a disease with an animal. That’s just stupid.

    No problem. But like i said, I really dislike that name. And it is not cool to combine those 2 things at all.

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    beat down

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    LUL- Lui Uit Leeuwarden ,Luu Uut Ljouwert !

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    Just Killing Time said:
    A while ago there was this fashioncore band named Oceans With Sadness. That just does not make ANY sense.

    The name just really don’t make any sense at all. What a crappy name with some crappy fashion.

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    Tim said:
    Stab by stab is a pretty silly bandname.

    Hahaha, i like that name. Guess you wont like a name like Six Ft Ditch either..

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    with pride
    tycus

    en in het zelfde straatje als winterpain; neatmachine!

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    When all light dies, August burns red, The devil wears prada, Tomorrow we hunt, Positive Approach, Living with lions. Picked most of’m out of the showlist haha. Zwakkmetal has a lot of really bad names as well as haircuts.

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    Dennis
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    I heard someone make a joke once that someone should his/her band texas is the reason alex is on fire. Since that day I always think something is missing when I see one of those two bandnames…

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    Guido
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    Pim said:
    :lol:
    A local band was called “Maaswater Veenlijk” (Maaswater peat body according to Google Translate). Loved the music and the guys, still think it’s a terrible bandname ;)

    I still have some stickers from that band and the spray painted demo

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    Pim
    Key Master

    I put out that demotape :)

    Bassplayer is now in our band.

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    Dennis said:
    I heard someone make a joke once that someone should his/her band texas is the reason alex is on fire. Since that day I always think something is missing when I see one of those two bandnames…

    Isn’t Alexis On Fire? :wink:

    #19948 Quote

    Not sure if it’s hardcore related (didn’t listen) but this sure is unfortunate… :-o :-P

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/KANKER/40455719948

    (Ok, they’re from Singapore and only “funny” when you’re Dutch. But still…)

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