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Just Killing Time 8 months, 1 week ago.
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It really seems like all the good band names are taken these days.
So what are some of the worst hardcore related bandnames you’ve come across?I guess I will have to start with a winner:
Success Will Write Apocalypse Across the Sky
(the band formaly known as Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus, which is probably even worse).Fearless Vampire Killers was pretty corny.
Down But Not Out was pretty cliché.
Cooperate was just plain stupid (good band though).
Will think if I know any more…
on the last Capital release ‘Givers/Takers’ they have a recording of a phone-call to get the support slot on the Ruiner show for the made-up band TUFF (Tools Used For Fighting), hilarious!
Evergreen Terrace is, besides a shitty band, a pretty silly bandname (street where The Simpsons live…)
There are SOME songs from Evergreen Terrace I actually like. But most of the songs suck :D
Any band name with Z’s instead of S’s.
Like ZZ Top?
EDIT: To make sure, this was a (bad) joke.
ZZD would indeed be a terrible bandname.
Dennis said:
Fearless Vampire Killers was pretty corny.For a Cro Mags band also playing a couple of Bad Brains songs I thought it wasn’t that bad
Pim said:
Dennis said:Fearless Vampire Killers was pretty corny.
For a Cro Mags band also playing a couple of Bad Brains songs I thought it wasn’t that bad
I didn’t said the band wasn’t cool, I only think the name isn’t cool
I always thought that name came from the movie:
For other silly bandnames: look at modern metalcore bands and/or black metal. Oh, and power metal is always a good area to search for crazy over the top bandnames.
Bad Brains might have taken it from the movie?
Don’t think it’s a great name, but what I was trying to say was that it’s pretty fitting for a band doing Bad Brains covers a.o. ;)
I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.
Stab by stab is a pretty silly bandname.
cc said:
I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.You do know a cancer bat is an actual animal, right?
I always thought it was a joke on Christian Bale’s voice in the batman movies
Dennis said:
There are SOME songs from Evergreen Terrace I actually like. But most of the songs suck :Dyears ago they played in Paris on the persistance tour (along with agnostic front, death before dishonor, ignite, ringworm)…out of boredom my friends and I started a dodgeball game and various silly folk dancing, one of my best show memories.
Just Killing Time said:
cc said:
I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.You do know a cancer bat is an actual animal, right?
Apperantly, I’m wrong. It’s not an animal at all. The wiki states they just thought it was cool to combine a disease with an animal. That’s just stupid.
Syphilis Squid is quite catchy though
sounds like a bad grindcore band
Deez Nutz
Silly name, awesome band.
Tim said:
Stab by stab is a pretty silly bandname.It’s Stabby Stab.
A local band was called “Maaswater Veenlijk” (Maaswater peat body according to Google Translate). Loved the music and the guys, still think it’s a terrible bandname ;)
Haribo macht kinder froh,horse the band.
A local metalband here was called Winterpain, obviously the coolest bandname ever.(only the dutch will get it, haha)
A while ago there was this fashioncore band named Oceans With Sadness. That just does not make ANY sense.
Nico said:
Deez NutzI saw them in Antwerp a few months ago and I did think it was kind of funny to hear the singer of one of the other bands shout to “give it up for these nuts”. But maybe that’s just me.
Nico said:
Deez Nutzagreed.
Just Killing Time said:
Just Killing Time said:
cc said:
I hate the name ‘cancer bats’ because i dont like the word cancer.You do know a cancer bat is an actual animal, right?
Apperantly, I’m wrong. It’s not an animal at all. The wiki states they just thought it was cool to combine a disease with an animal. That’s just stupid.
No problem. But like i said, I really dislike that name. And it is not cool to combine those 2 things at all.
beat down
LUL- Lui Uit Leeuwarden ,Luu Uut Ljouwert !
Just Killing Time said:
A while ago there was this fashioncore band named Oceans With Sadness. That just does not make ANY sense.The name just really don’t make any sense at all. What a crappy name with some crappy fashion.
Tim said:
Stab by stab is a pretty silly bandname.Hahaha, i like that name. Guess you wont like a name like Six Ft Ditch either..
with pride
tycusen in het zelfde straatje als winterpain; neatmachine!
When all light dies, August burns red, The devil wears prada, Tomorrow we hunt, Positive Approach, Living with lions. Picked most of’m out of the showlist haha. Zwakkmetal has a lot of really bad names as well as haircuts.
I heard someone make a joke once that someone should his/her band texas is the reason alex is on fire. Since that day I always think something is missing when I see one of those two bandnames…
Pim said:

A local band was called “Maaswater Veenlijk” (Maaswater peat body according to Google Translate). Loved the music and the guys, still think it’s a terrible bandname ;)I still have some stickers from that band and the spray painted demo
I put out that demotape
Bassplayer is now in our band.
Dennis said:
I heard someone make a joke once that someone should his/her band texas is the reason alex is on fire. Since that day I always think something is missing when I see one of those two bandnames…Isn’t Alexis On Fire?
Not sure if it’s hardcore related (didn’t listen) but this sure is unfortunate…
https://www.facebook.com/pages/KANKER/40455719948
(Ok, they’re from Singapore and only “funny” when you’re Dutch. But still…)
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